Product Information & Care
DINGLEBERRY DEFENSE | TACTICAL SOFT GOODS
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Welcome to the Dingleberry Defense equipment information center. If you're here because you scanned the label on your new gear, congratulations. You've successfully operated a QR code.
Our sewn goods are designed for practical organization, storage, and everyday use. Below you'll find information on construction, maintenance, and getting the most life out of your equipment.
EQUIPMENT IDENTIFICATION
Our current sewn-goods lineup includes:
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ASS — Ammo Storage Solution: Purpose-built ammunition and equipment storage.
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DILDO — Utility Pouch: Compact zippered storage for smaller essentials.
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Douche Bag: General-purpose equipment and accessory storage.
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Bank Bag: Simple zippered organization pouch with a hook-and-loop patch field.
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Mag Bag: Storage pouch designed to accommodate rifle magazines.
Product dimensions, materials, and construction details may vary by model and production run. Refer to your product listing for specific information.
MATERIALS & CONSTRUCTION
Depending on the product, Dingleberry Defense sewn goods may feature:
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500D nylon outer construction
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Packcloth interior lining
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Heavy-duty coil zippers
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Nylon webbing and reinforced stitching
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Hook-and-loop attachment fields
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Various camouflage patterns and solid colorways
Fabric patterns, hardware, and construction details may vary between production runs.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
Cleaning
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Remove all contents before cleaning.
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Brush away loose dirt, dust, and debris.
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Spot clean using lukewarm water, mild soap, and a soft cloth or brush.
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Wipe away soap residue with a clean, damp cloth.
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Allow the product to air dry completely before storing.
Avoid
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Machine washing or tumble drying
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Bleach, harsh detergents, and fabric softeners
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Direct heat sources and ironing
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Prolonged exposure to excessive heat or sunlight
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Overloading beyond the product's intended capacity